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Venue

The Lantern Barn, Low Mill Lane, Hexham NE46. A stone barn with a sprung wooden floor, underfloor heating and tall windows on the river side. Ten minutes' walk from Hexham station; free parking in the yard. Step-free from the yard to the floor; an accessible loo.

What to bring. For yoga, a mat if you have one (we have spares, blocks, belts and bolsters). For sound baths, a mat, a pillow and a warm blanket: you'll be lying down for over an hour and the floor is hard. For dance, layers, a water bottle and bare feet or clean indoor shoes. Please arrive ten minutes early; the door closes at the start time so we can begin together.

Retreats are at Fellside Retreat Centre near Alston, about fifty minutes' drive: a farmhouse and converted byres with a large hall, vegetarian kitchen, rooms for eighteen and a camping field. We share lifts from Hexham station.